me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via quotethat)
Article: "Spend more money on experiences and less on material things."
Me: Food is an experience.
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S GETTING MORE FEELS FROM...
chongthenomad: EVEN THE KISS? SHE FUCKING RUNS TO HIM. AND FUCKING POUNCES ON THE BOY. AND THEN THE FUCKING TWIRL. THE. TWIRL. THIS IS THE FUCKING SAME BAMF WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE ACTING LIKE AN ADORABLE LOVE-STRUCK TEENAGE GIRL. DAMMIT I KNOW THAT HALF OF THE FUCKING FANDOM HATES THIS SHIPS GUTS RIGHT NOW BUT HOLY FUCK. THIS IS CUTE. gif belongs to this person right hur
teyuss: aries: angriest asshole award taurus: number two and loving it award gemini: superficial nervous wreck award cancer: crybaby emotionpants award leo: egotist extraordinaire award virgo: petty perfectionist award libra: indecisive “”“individual”“” award scorpio: secretive bastard award sagittarius: expert exaggerator award capricorn: condescending parent award aquarius: complete weirdo...